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Sunday, 2 October 2011
Saturday, 1 October 2011
TONGUE TWISTERS
1. There was a
fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
2. Luke Luck likes
lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
3. One-one was a race
horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
4. What a terrible
tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister..
what a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister..
5. How much ground
would a groundhog hog,
If a groundhog could
hog ground?
A groundhog would hog
all the ground
He could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground
.
.
6. Through three
cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
7. How many cans can
a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
8. Why do you cry,
Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
9. What did you have
for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
10. Yellow butter,
purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
11. If you can't can
any candy cane,
how many candy cans can a candy canner can
if he can can candy cans ?
how many candy cans can a candy canner can
if he can can candy cans ?
12. I'm not the fig
plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
13. I'm a sock cutter
and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks
.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks
.
14.As he gobbled the
cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
15. A
fly and flea flew into a flue,the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue
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